…or something along those lines.
You may be asking yourself,“Self, is this position right for me?” and if you are, in fact, asking yourself that very question, let me remind you: 1) this isn’t a position and 2) you should probably stop the whole impersonal third-person thing, it’s just weird.
If, by some mercy of god, you have an evolved sense of humor coupled with the competencies necessary for witty banter, I implore you to make yourself known. Prove that intelligent life not only exists, but thrives in the darkened depths of Jacksonville and/or its surrounding counties and sub-communities.
Furthermore, notwithstanding, and in reference to other questions that may arise: Romance, quality-time and quirk all included in the generous benefits package that accompanies this non-position. Chemistry and intangible compatibility required at the outset.
Filed under: bass guitar, Dating, romance
