Overheard (and filed in “It’s Only Funny If You Heard it Yourself” )
Man: That’s my dream car.
Woman: The Tahoe?
Man: Absolutely!
Woman: Wow. It’s okay, but I wouldn’t call a Chevy Tahoe a dream car.
Spotted: Man in casual work outfit (jeans and a semi-dressy shirt). As he ran toward me, I started wondering if I should turn around and go the other way to avoid whatever he was running from…or he’s the worst jogger ever.
Also spotted: Huge beige horizontal desktop computer from the 90s taken into a store. This was an obvious upgrade.
In other news:
Preparing for photo shoot. Word mapping to enhance my scattered thoughts: Plastic lips to kiss/Blood-red lipstick stains my face/Transference Complete




